Belgium's Area 51: long kept alien secret

I just came back from this super hushed secret museum in the heart of brussels. The museum houses what must be Belgium's biggest secret. It charges 50 friggin euros for an entrance fee and the screening process is really tedious. They asked for our Belgian IDs and they had to run them through a security check online.

A bat-like creature larger than life creature thought to be of alien origins.

I felt the wings with my hands and they felt like a wierd kind of leather, the creature's skin is particularly supple but it had tiny thorns that hurt my palm.

The excavators even found what seemed like eggs in a secure vacuum-glass container lined with lead . . . this entire specimen gave me the creeps really . . .

The curators was explaining in his thickly accented Belgian french how they tried to keep this from the authorities and the press because of the panic it will surely create.