(courtesy of best pal FL Pam - multiply user pbalcantara, from an email forward)
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place
where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're
the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only
time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper
from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with
all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet
celery??? '
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No ........ I'm your
son's teacher.'
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