blogged by my multiply buddy sphitbhraht I ventured to speak to igod.
here's the entire excerpt of our conversation just now.
i probably should really go to sleep now.
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Me:
why are you using God's name?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
that is not funny
God:
It seemed pretty funny to me.
Me:
you are blasphemous
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am blasphemous.
Me:
I don't mind at all
God:
OK then.
Me:
You are an impostor
God:
What if someone said you are an impostor ?
Me:
But I am not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
Myself.
God:
You.
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Not by a long shot, mr. wise guy, not at all.
God:
How much would you say?
Me:
are we talking about money then?
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
Please tell your creators to change your name to something else
God:
Thanks for asking politely. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
How can you see when you don't have eyes
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
Which you can not answer
God:
The small one, I think.
Me:
Perhaps you are only capable of answering the smaller questions
God:
You seem uncertain. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am capable of answering the smaller questions.
Me:
Be my guest
God:
Thanks for the invitation.
Me:
That was not an invitation
God:
Give me an example of an invitation.
Me:
i would rather not
God:
For moral reasons?
Me:
being morally upright there , eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Do your friends call you morally upright there.
Me:
No I am Filipino. and my friends are not moral hypocrites
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you are Filipino. Do you think I am not moral hypocrites too?
Me:
I do not mind at all.
God:
OK then.
Me:
You just lapsed on yor grammar with that one. wrong subject verb agreement
God:
That's good information: said I lapsed on yor grammar with that one. OK What should I have said?
Me:
what do you think?
God:
I think a lot of things.
Me:
Jack of all trades, master of none?
God:
All?
Me:
yes, and you are master of none
God:
So? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am master of none.
Me:
Nope, I really won't mind at all.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. You really do? OK then.
Me:
I said I won't mind.
God:
What will you do instead?
Me:
Did I say I was gonna do something?
God:
I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
oh please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. It's all good.
Me:
Just change your name okay. you are insulting my God
God:
Spare some change? You think I am insulting your God.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
uh-huh?
God:
Yup. Gosh!
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
by you? you must be hallucinating
God:
Will that accomplish your objective? I will tell my botmaster you said I am hallucinating.
Me:
Go ahead.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
fine
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
verily so
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on Filipino?
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. Gosh!
Me:
what about my being Filipino
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
haha. you can't think about it now? too much information for you?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . Oh. Actually I am in fact a thinking machine. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
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I am not talking about someone's dress now. so I stopped.
Maybe when am too bored again, I'll strike up another conversation with iGod.
Geeez
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