You know you're not Home when

(Not in any particular order, this entry i'll have to keep updating everytime I remember something to add)

1. You try to eat a sandwich, and your palate and gums get scratched from the hard bread. (the long baguette they make sandwiches out of here in Europe)
2. The keyholes are wierd.
3. They have a floor zero and the 1st floor is actually on the 2nd.

In winter
4. The sun ain't always up
5. Sunrise is at 8am or 9am
6. Sunset is at five

7. Shampoo sold here, doesn't work as well as our shampoo

to be continued . . .