A Thousand and One Things That can go wrong and the amazing way of immediately remedying em

It's amazing how a thousand and one things can go wrong in this international event we're holding now and come out of it still in winning form. I guess when you are with the right people spot decisions just have to be made to resolve everything that's trying to go haywire. For instance our airport liaison who won't stop nagging everyone at the dignitaries lounge at the airport because there is no liaison assigned anymore for the arriving minister from afghanistan. Am on the phone from the office and I hear her nag and shriek and blame . . . only to realize she's looking at an outdated arrival list. The minister from afghanistan aint coming anymore. Then we have people who seem to become another layer of red tape around things you want done, throwing unnecessary objections. But despite all that, it still seems to be going in smoothly. Let's see.